What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

What type of crossdresser are you?